500+ Masturbating Euphemisms

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Have you ever been around the dinner table with family, or enjoying a friendly chat with a complete stranger, talking to your child’s teacher or even during a job interview, and found yourself struggling to find another phrase to use for “masturbating”? I’m sure you have, haven’t we all. The following is a rather comprehensive list of alternatives you could possibly use, so you never find yourself in that prickly situation ever again: Read the rest of this entry »

I Never Knew That: The Human Condition

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If your body’s natural defences failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, eating you from the inside out.

Only 4 per cent of babies are born on their due date.

People who smoke have 10 times as many wrinkles as people who don’t smoke.

People who suffer from gum disease are twice as likely to have a stroke or heart attack. Read the rest of this entry »

14 New Ways To Man Up

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Bar fights are juvenile. Real men earn their stripes in small ways. Go ahead, make us proud.

1 Bring a dish.

Poet Robert Frost once wrote, “Good fences make good neighhbours.” That’s irony, not prescription. A real man hits the neighbourhood braai bearing a bowl of potato salad. You won’t just fill bellies, you’ll strengthen bonds. Read the rest of this entry »

The Awful Truth About Man Flu

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Man Flu is a crippling and debilitating disorder indiscriminately striking down male members of the human species without warning. The illness is often referred to pejoratively by female members of the species who are in fact immune from the illness as man flu is now known to exclusively attack the XY chromosome carrier. If Man Flu is kind enough not to kill the infected party it will definitely leave him weak, sick, hurting everywhere and in dire need of TLC. Read the rest of this entry »

Five Rules for Men to Follow to a Happy Life

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1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman, who you can curl up with and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other

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Top 8 SA Hotties in 2008

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South Africa very proudly boasts some of the best beaches, wines, nature reserves, tourist destinations (including table mountain will be nominated as a “new wonder of the world” in 2009), oscar winning actresses,  iconic presidents and not to mention a bevy of sensationally hot women. Sadly though, South Africa is also home to a genre of music called “boere musiek”. But it’s not all doom and gloom, here is Mantality.co.za’s pick of South Africa’s top 8 hotties: (in no particular order) Read the rest of this entry »

Top 8 Websites for Men in 2008

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The following are a pick of Mantality.co.za’s top 8 websites for men in 2008, that you, as a forward thinking strapping gentlemen of the 21st century might find inspiration or some such much needed advice from.

Topics range from sex and relationships, gadgets, personal finance advice, men’s fashion, men’s style tips and more. Here they are and in no particular order:

  1. The Bachelor Guy
  2. AskMen.com
  3. Kempt
  4. Men’s Fitness
  5. Zinio
  6. Zen Habits
  7. Men.Style.Com
  8. Hookupedia
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