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Cock Rings: More Than Just Cocky Decoration

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Many a man will agree that Victoria’s Secret models are responsible for some pretty impressive erections. However, a cock ring is a sex-savvy man’s secret to seam busting, knob throbbing, crotch tingling erections that not only look good but will give you more stamina than Lance Armstrong on an ephedrine drip.

Why Use a Cock Ring

So you’ve heard a couple of pale-faced sweaty gits swear by them or have seen them in the media, not necessarily featured in the glossy pages of Home & Garden or Huis Genoot but enough to pique your curiously kinky interest. But what is the actual benefit of decorating your member with a cock ring.

Well for starters you are going to experience much harder, larger and more sensitive erections – without leading to those dreaded premature ejaculations or the minute-man syndrome. This is due to the engorgement of blood into the capillaries of your penis (once the cock ring is fixed), which is then contained there forcing your cock to swell into a heap of jaw-dropping, orgasm inducing manliness.

Please note: Cock rings aren’t recommended for anyone with vascular disease, such as diabetes, or nerve disease. Cock rings also should be removed after 20 mins of use so as not damage the capillaries or bruise your manhood. Failing to heed this warning means YOU will be the one walking bow-legged sporting a painful grimace for the next few days.

Choosing a Cock Ring

So many cock rings so little time. There are many varying shapes, sizes and types of cock rings to choose from, however if you’re new to the cock ring scene and would like and effective, easy to use, and cheap little fella to slide on and not have to worry about – then look at grabbing yourself a rubber or silicone single ring cock ring. These cock rings simply slide onto your shaft meaning you don’t have to worry about all that other nonsense of making your testicles ‘jump through hoops’ getting them to fit into the ring as well. Then, once you have a handle on the rubber cock ring you can move onto more sophisticated metal, cage or triple ring cock rings.

Rubber rings give a little, i.e. stretch a bit and generally one size fits all, but use the proper size when it comes to metal rings. Work on a 6-7″ erect penis (15cm’s) needing a medium sized ring and anything above going for a large. And if you’re freakishly well hung and put livestock and marine mammals to shame: try using a kiddie’s bicycle tyre tube.

The Omazing Vibrating Cock Ring (as mentioned in the April ’09 edition of Men’s Health) is a perfect ring to kick off with and also features a vibrating unit which if flipped upwards gives the Missus a buzzing good time and if flipped downwards gives you, and the ‘baby batter factory’ a sumptuous stirring up.

How to Put On a Cock Ring

It’s a good idea to use a little lube whilst still flaccid to make sure things slide on with the least resistance. Also, don’t panic if you’re worried it won’t come off, it will, once your erection is lost – and the lube you applied beforehand will make it a doddle to simply slip off.  With that having been said keep in mind that going through a pack of Viagra like they’re M&M’s, when you know full well you have breakfast with your girlfriend’s mom the next day, is just asking for trouble.

With multi-ring cock rings and larger “twig AND berry” cock rings, you will need to hoist your nuts in first which can be quite tricky and uncomfortable at first. The trick is to slip one nut in at a time and then push the old pecker through afterwards.

Cock rings really are an effective, low-cost, and surgical free way to enhance your member and turbo charge your sex life – and should be included in every man’s repertoire of goodies to whip out when things get hot and steamy.

© James Mew for Mantality.co.za

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Lover of gadgets, men's culture, cool stuff, Earl Grey tea and all things manly. An optimist in his prime. When he's not keeping the wheels turning at Mantality HQ you'll find him trawling the web, and visiting trade shows to find the newest and coolest gadgets. During his down time he's usually with his 2 dogs, on the golf course, cycling or basking in the literary company of Oscar Wilde, Bret Easton Ellis or Martin Amis whilst drinking espresso strong enough to strip paint.

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