You’d be forgiven for being a little confused as to the title of the blog post. But until recently I had no idea that French Envelopes even existed, French Letters (i.e. condoms) however have been around for quite some time - and thank goodness for technology and the advances in the use of silicone rubber. Because quite frankly using sheep intestines as a “Johnny bag” could have been nothing but pleasant back in the day.
So what the f$@k are french envelopes then? I hear you politely muttering. French Envelopes are, essentially, ingenious and stylish little pouches for your condoms - one or two at a time if you’re carrying them around in your pocket. But If you want to store a stash of them by your bedside, you’d better get yourself a Condom Cube, which is a non-descript little leather box that holds 12 standard size condoms (magnum size fellas and circus freaks will just have to use a shoe box for their condoms). The Condom Cube also has a magnetic lid so you won’t have to kill the passion fiddling around trying to get the lid open - leave the fiddling for when you’re trying to find her g-spot.
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