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Joke: Please Do Something Quick!

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Paramedics rushed to a suburban house and asked the upset man who answered the door, “Is there a woman here with an electric vibrator lodged inside her?”
“Yep, it’s my wife,” replied the man, who’d been watching a football game on television.
“Oh, lord,” one paramedic groaned “those things are a real bitch to remove.”
“Well, please do something fast,” the husband blurted. “It’s putting lines on the TV screen!”

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Lover of gadgets, men's culture, cool stuff, Earl Grey tea and all things manly. An optimist in his prime. When he's not keeping the wheels turning at Mantality HQ you'll find him trawling the web, and visiting trade shows to find the newest and coolest gadgets. During his down time he's usually with his 2 dogs, on the golf course, cycling or basking in the literary company of Oscar Wilde, Bret Easton Ellis or Martin Amis whilst drinking espresso strong enough to strip paint.

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