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For anyone who has seen The Bucket List, starring Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson, we’re sorry. That’s two hours you aren’t getting back. However, should you find out that your life is coming to a premature end, what to do with the time remaining? Many people take the well-trodden path to the Pyramids or Grand Canyon, but what’s the point when the views are only a mouse-click away? It’s true that pictures cannot capture the full might of these wonders, but the brain adapts to the real thing within five minutes anyway. When time is so precious, you’re missing nothing.
Instead, why not lead the Grim Reaper a merry dance through these five activities? They involve sex, adrenaline, alcohol, food and sport; everything that is dear to a man’s heart, in doses large enough to make it explode. Far from fearing the Reaper, anyone who manages this lot will be praying He catches up!
Latest edition of ManMail which includes all the hottest new products to have arrived over the past few weeks. Read the rest of this entry »
There’s not a man alive, with the possible exception of Brad Pitt, who hasn’t been dumped by a woman for one reason or another. True, it might have been because the man was caught balls-deep in her sister, but she still did the dumping, so it counts. It wouldn’t be a shock in this case, but sometimes the dumpee is clueless until he comes home to an empty closet. On the plus side, this means there’s no one to stop you ordering gadgets aplenty from Mantality. The downside is that the sudden lack of female company will lead to one of those gadgets being a Fleshlight. Whilst this toy undoubtedly feels great, and you’ll probably wonder how you did without it, unfortunately it won’t laugh at your jokes or make dinner.
All this can be avoided, or at least prepared for, if you can recognise the signs. Using the standard psychological steps associated with terminal illness, we’re going to show you how to deal with each stage of a disaster-bound relationship. Read the rest of this entry »
In a recent article article, Mantality exposed one or two lesser known home truths about the fairer sex. To keep the balance, this post lists four lies that men tell on a regular basis in the mistaken belief that they’ll get away with it. Guess what, we don’t. Almost all women know they’re lies, but just can’t be bothered making a fuss. Unfortunately, the average male, having as much empathy as a garden fence, then feels emboldened enough to go onto the next whopper. Meanwhile, the girl just thinks he’s a prick.
So, unless you’re talking to someone who ought to be locked up for their own protection, stay away from the following pearls of bullshit. Read the rest of this entry »
A wise man once said, “Women. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t kill ‘em”. A little extreme, perhaps, but the phrase nicely sums up the average male’s attitude towards the fairer sex. Not that we want them all dead, of course! It’s just that the female mind is as easy to understand as a washing machine that changes its programmes on a daily basis. Aside from a chosen few with the ‘gift’, most of us still turn into mumbling idiots when talking to members of the opposite sex, especially the attractive ones. The following information should give you the ammunition required to talk to the ladies on an equal basis. Read the rest of this entry »
Showering a woman with a flirtatious gesture is one way you can show your interest in her. Innocent flirting can open up new possibilities; unfortunately, bad flirting does the converse. It will have the woman run the other way so fast before you can even finish your cheesy pick up line: “Was your father an alien, because there’s no one like you on Earth!”
There are a handful of men out there who are clueless when it comes to flirting. In this article, we highlight the faux pas most men make when picking up a woman.
We’re constantly adding to our range of cool and exciting products for the urban man, but check out some of these cool products that have made their way onto Mantality.co.za in the past month or so. Read the rest of this entry »
Many guys feel that they come up a little short when it comes to penis size. Most women will give the whole rant about “it not being the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean” or “it’s how you use it that counts”. Yes, yes, we know. But truth be told, and just how we like our pizzas, 4×4’s, fillet steaks and beers: BIGGER is always better! So regrettably ladies, in fact, we do want that whopping great big boat. Okay maybe not freakishly “do not come near with that thing” BIG. But somewhere in between a giggle and “whoah, I had no idea… get over here now stud”. Read the rest of this entry »
I know what you’re thinking. Melons? Other than those of the, ahem, female variety, what’s a watermelon going to do for my health? Well, fellahs, studies have it that watermelons can help you out in the sack when you do get a hold of the womanly kind. Apparently, this juicy red fruit contains an element called citrulline, which is converted to arginine when it interacts with the enzymes in your digestive tract. And arginine, which boosts levels of nitric oxide in the blood that in turn improves your circulation, basically delivers the same effects that Viagra does in treating erectile dysfunction. The study, by Dr. Bhimu Patil, director of Texas A&M’s Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center in College Station, even suggests that citrulline may prevent ED as you age. So you might want to get a head start and stock up on nature’s Viagra now.
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