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Dead Fred Pencil Holder

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SKU: DEAFRE
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It's a well known fact that pens have legs, albeit invisible ones. How this came to be so is a matter of much, if pointless, debate. You can put a pen down, but you can't stop it walking away - unlike a puppy. What a pen needs is a home, where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play, actually that...

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It's a well known fact that pens have legs, albeit invisible ones. How this came to be so is a matter of much, if pointless, debate. You can put a pen down, but you can't stop it walking away - unlike a puppy. What a pen needs is a home, where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play, actually that wouldn't be wildly practical, desktop prairies- can't see that one catching on.

What on earth are we going on about? Oh yes, luckless Fred and wayward pens. Dead Fred is a mildly macabre pen holder for people who revel in not taking life too seriously. Made from soft silicone rubber he lies prostrate on your desk and makes a very natty home for your pen - after all, it's mightier than the sword.

Features

  • A mildly macabre pen holder.
  • The pen holder is in the guise of Voodoo Fred, with a ready made incision to rest your pen in.
  • Made of soft red silicone.
  • Suitable for ages 16 years+.
  • Size: 12 x 7 x 2.5cm.

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