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F*cking Strong Coffee (250g)

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SKU: EFFINGCOFFEE
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If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of...

R265.00

Price in points: 2650 points
Reward points: 106 points


Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee – it is exactly as it sounds. 

If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body. 

Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.

  • This coffee tastes incredible whether you approve of swear words or not
  • We recommend using one heaped desert spoon per cup of coffee
  • Store in a f*cking cool and dark place
  • Use within four f*cking weeks of opening

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of our own. 

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Features:

  • Wake up to a powerful dose of caffeine-laden euphoria
  • A complex blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee
  • Potent ground coffee suitable for all coffee makers
  • Packed and roasted at our London roastery
  • Fragrant, full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome
  • The label tells you all you need to know – it's f*cking strong
  • A complex blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee
  • Ground Coffee suitable for all types of coffee makers
  • Packed and roasted at our London roastery
  • Ingredients: Coffee (grounded)
  • Net Weight 250g

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