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Horsemeat Apron - I'm So Hungry I Could Eat a Horse

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So hungry you could eat a horse? As the saying goes... Wear your intentions on your apron at your next BBQ! Make your friends laugh with this satirical, and purely tongue-in-cheek outfit, while giving them a scare as to the possible contents of their burgers! Not only a conversation starter, the Apron is perfect for...

So hungry you could eat a horse? As the saying goes... Wear your intentions on your apron at your next BBQ!

Make your friends laugh with this satirical, and purely tongue-in-cheek outfit, while giving them a scare as to the possible contents of their burgers! Not only a conversation starter, the Apron is perfect for cooking at home or entertaining friends at summer BBQs as it is both practical and protective. 

This novelty apron is a cotton-poly blend, is machine washable and measures 31L X 24W inches with adjustable 32inch straps for your waist and a 24 inch neck strap.

Cheeseburger and salad, please….. hold the dressage!

Features:

  • Satirical apron
  • Great gift for your meat-loving friends
  • 65% Polyester and 35% Cotton
  • Machine Washable
  • Measures: 31L X 24W inches with adjustable 32inch straps for your waist and a 24 inch neck strap
  • One size fits all

Please note: this apron is purely satirical and meant as a tongue-in-cheek novelty item. We most certainly don't condone the eating of horse meat (unless it's paired with a really good American IPA or French Burgundy), but do see this as a cheeky bit of "horseplay" on the age old saying: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse".

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