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Guaranteed to inspire mass debate, the Images You Should Not Masturbate To book is a uniquely interesting proposition. Featuring an assortment of unconnected, apparently asexual images, this beautifully presented book simultaneously serves as a metaphorical cold shower and a standing challenge to...

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  • A range of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery
  • Guaranteed to either curb your sexual urges, or inspire unexpected new ones
  • Perfect for people who prefer pictures (there’s no words)
  • A standing challenge to fans of self-love
  • The best book you'll ever come across

Guaranteed to inspire mass debate, the Images You Should Not Masturbate To book is a uniquely interesting proposition. Featuring an assortment of unconnected, apparently asexual images, this beautifully presented book simultaneously serves as a metaphorical cold shower and a standing challenge to anyone into self-love. 

Ideal for pre-date preparation or when you just want to dispel that loving feeling; this book will raise questions you may not want to answer.

Please Note:

  • Neither sanctioned or endorsed by any legitimate medical authority, this book should be used with care

Product Features:

  • Over 40 pages of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery
  • Full colour
  • Portable and lightweight
  • Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 14cm(W) x 18cm(H) x 0.5cm(D)

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