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Abusive Balloons (12 pack)

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SKU: ABUSEBALLOONS
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Balloons. What's the use? On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"

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R160.00

Price in points: 1600 points
Reward points: 64 points

Balloons. What's the use? On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!" 

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris. 

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

Please Note: Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet, "sh*t" maybe.)

Product Features:

  • Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
  • 4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
  • 4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
  • 4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
  • Printed on both sides
  • Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath

Dimensions: Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")

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For any queries about our Abusive Balloons (12 pack) use the form below to pop us a quick email. Normal response time during business hours is 10-60 mins. If you would like to contact us via telephone please dial (011) 462 5482. Or tweet us at @MantalityZA


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