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SKU: STRESSFURTER
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Achieve calm with a squeeze on this schlong These pork swords can be squished, stretched and smashed A terrifically enjoyable anger management solution Made from durable rubber that's a pleasure to clasp.

R120.00

Price in points: 1200 points
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Introducing the new Stress Sausages (Frankfurter). Oi oi saveloy! (Sorry about that.) Does your partner infuriate you? Boss on your back? Creative juices all dried up or perhaps the only person to like that selfie you just dropped was your selfie? Everyday life can occasionally be a dire affair and sometimes you need a little something to take it all out on, like these Stress Sausages. Squish away your stress with these marvellous meat packages. With three varieties of pork sword to choose from, simply squeeze away any unwanted emotions. 

Achieve calm with a squeeze on this schlong These pork swords can be squished, stretched and smashed A terrifically enjoyable anger management solution Made from durable rubber that's a pleasure to clasp Available in 3 different shapes and sizes: Frankfurter, Saveloy & Weisswurst

Exceptionally realistic, these porky treats have been crafted from durable rubber and we simply can’t put into words quite how satisfying it is to give these somewhat phallic parcels a twist, stretch and pound. More info Please Note: Tonnes of penis jokes left out for your viewing pleasure 

Features: 

  • Squeeze that rage out of you 
  • Rubbery texture that's a joy to feel 
  • Choose from Frankfurter, Saveloy & Weisswurst 
Dimensions: Measures approximately 26.5cm(W) x 11.5cm(H) x 4cm(D)

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