Dead Fred

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Size: 12 x 7 x 2.5cm	Attributes: 1x pen holder	Weight (packaged): 0.08 Kg's

Dead Fred is a fun and unique silicone novelty pen holder. Do not use Dead Fred for constant stabbing. Fread is already dead. For serious frustration seek anger management classes.

Manufacturer's description:

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It's a well known fact that pens have legs, albeit invisible ones. How this came to be so is a matter of much, if pointless, debate. You can put a pen down, but you can't stop it walking away - unlike a puppy. What a pen needs is a home, where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play, actually that wouldn't be wildly practical, desktop prairies- can't see that one catching on.

What on earth are we going on about? Oh yes, luckless Fred and wayward pens. Dead Fred is a mildly macabre pen holder for people who revel in not taking life too seriously. Made from soft silicone rubber he lies prostrate on your desk and makes a very natty home for your pen - after all, it's mightier than the sword.

Features

• A mildly macabre pen holder.
• The pen holder is in the guise of Voodoo Fred, with a ready made incision to rest your pen in.
• Made of soft red silicone.
• Suitable for ages 16 years+.
• Size: 12 x 7 x 2.5cm.

Suggested use:

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Place on your favourite desk

Ingredients / materials:

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Silicone rubber

Keywords:

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pen holder, dead fred, office gadget, suck uk

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