50+ Euphemisms for Sperm

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In need of a euphemism for sperm? While this may not be the most savoury of topics, it’s still one that makes men laugh and women cringe with every funny name for it that people can think of.

Below you’ll find an ever-growing alphabetical list of all the different ways to say sperm. Some of these phrases for sperm are hilarious, others are a little disturbing… You have been warned!

Tell us which funny name you liked best, or if there’s a phrase or term that we’ve missed, then make sure to include it in the comments section below. If you had a chuckle at this list then also check out our 500+ Euphemisms for Wanking. 

List of Slang for Sperm

  • Baby Batter
  • Baby Gravy
  • Ball Barf
  • Bonkjuice
  • Buttermilk
  • Choad Nectar
  • Clam Sauce
  • Cock Droplets
  • Cock Snot
  • Cock Chowder
  • Cum
  • Daddy Sauce
  • Dongwater
  • Erectoplasm
  • Gentleman’s Relish
  • Hemulsion
  • Hot Milk
  • Jerk Sauce
  • Jizz
  • Knuckle Babies
  • Layonnaise
  • Load
  • Love Liquor
  • Man Chowder
  • Manblast
  • Nobslurry
  • Nizzle-Drizzle
  • Nut Butter
  • Oil of Man
  • Oil of Ulay
  • Pearl Jam
  • Penis Colada
  • Penis Pudding
  • Pole Milk
  • Protein Shake
  • Pube Solvent
  • Rude Glue
  • Salty Surprise
  • Schlong Jelly
  • Spaff
  • Spendings
  • Splooge/Spooge
  • Spunk
  • Throat Yogurt
  • Tit Paste
  • Trouser Gravy
  • Turkey Spit
  • Wad
  • Weiner Sauce
  • Willymilk
  • Wormgob

 

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