Joke: Please Do Something Quick!

By Mantality on Sep 23, 2010 @ 15:33 Random

Paramedics rushed to a suburban house and asked the upset man who answered the door, “Is there a woman here with an electric vibrator lodged inside her?”
“Yep, it’s my wife,” replied the man, who’d been watching a football game on television.
“Oh, lord,” one paramedic groaned “those things are a real bitch to remove.”
“Well, please do something fast,” the husband blurted. “It’s putting lines on the TV screen!”

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