Never be at a loss for less than an witty euphemism, the next time you’re confronted with one of mother nature’s genetical blunders:
- His elevator doesn’t go all the way up to the top floor
- He’s one drop short of an empty bladder
- He’s one sultana short of a total fruitcake
- She’s one tit short of an udder
- He’s the statue in a world of pigeons
- Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick
- He’s a titanic intellect in a world full of icebergs
- He’s not the freshest egg in the carton
- He has a one way ticket on the Disorientated Express
- He missed the last train to Clue Junction
- There’s a kangaroo loose in his top paddock
- He’s swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool
- He’s driving down the road of life with the handbrake on
© The Mammoth Book of Insults
