Instant Regret Offensively Hot Chilli Chocolate Roulette (10 pcs)

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Instant Regret Offensively Hot Chilli Chocolate Roulette (10 pcs)

R159.00
(Incl V.A.T.)
CHILICHOCRLT
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Everyone loves a game of chance. Particularly when death is involved. There's a strange allure. It's the ultimate challenge.

Thankfully you'll not be sat in a dimly-lit Russian basement, feverishly placing a stone-cold muzzle against your sweaty temple, spinning the chamber, screwing your eyes shut and pulling the trigger of destiny.

In many respects this is actually worse. Once you're in, you're in. No backing out now. It may not blow your brains out but it is likely to cause violent chilli-infused trouser explosions.

There are 11 bullets in all, 10 milk and one searingly hot Instant Regret Chilli beast. Take turns eating a randomly selected cartridge and pray that you are not the tortured soul who sinks their teeth into a fiery oblivion. You'll quickly know who's bitten the fateful bullet – they'll be demanding large quantities of goats milk and displaying a remorseful crimson grimace the likes of which have never been seen.

This scorching hot wheel of "fortune" is the ideal tentative and stress-filled introduction to our lethal range.

Caution:

  • CAUTION: Chocolate contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
  • CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
  • CAUTION: This bar has been made in a factory that regularly uses tree nuts and peanuts.
  • DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning them.
  • DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery... or any machinery.
  • DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food.
  • DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances.

Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16... or over 16 for that matter.

Keep out of reach of children.

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of our own.

Features:

  • Chilli Bullet made using 1 million Scoville chilli extract
  • We said there are 11 bullets (including 1 chill-infused one) but we've also thrown in another separate spare chilli-infused one. You know, just in case the game's over in the first round.
  • Slightly better than putting a gun to your head
  • May induce chilli-infused trouser explosions
  • The perfect blend of fun, fear and fire

Delicious milk chocolate

Ingredients:

Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, 1 million SHU chilli extract, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural flavourings

Milk chocolate contains cocoa solids 30.9% min, milk solids 18% min.

Contains Milk and Soya

Dimensions:

  • Measures approximately 20cm(W) x 20cm(D) x 2cm(H)
  • Weighs approximately 100g

Dispatch & Fulfilment

Dispatch :
Ships immediately
Collection :
or Collect Free (JHB)

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