Clitoris Allsorts Gummy Sweets - Assorted Fruity Flavour (75g)

Clitoris Allsorts

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Clitoris Allsorts Gummy Sweets - Assorted Fruity Flavour (75g)

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So, you’ve been looking for a sweet sensation that’ll have your tongue feeling like it’s floating through a honey tunnel to confectionery heaven? Well, it’s not as hard to find as some might tell you. In fact, you’ve already found it! Welcome to the world of Clitoris Allsorts! At first glance they look like normal sweets, but then you notice there’s something a bit… fishy. Is it a paint swirl? Is it the opening of a wizard’s sleeve? Let’s just say Clitoris Allsorts are the Minge Tout of the sweet world, sure to leave a twist in your tongue and a tickle in your tummy!

These super-soft, chewy sweets don’t just look like the inside of an exotic fruit, they taste like it, too! Yep, prepare your taste buds for the fantastically fruity flavour that’s ready to explode out of each Allsort! If you’re looking for a snack that’ll really hit the spot, snatch a pack of Clitoris Allsorts! Order yours lickity split!


  • Sugar
  • Glucose Syrup
  • Water
  • Gelatine
  • Pectin
  • Acidity Regulators
  • Sodium Citrate
  • Citric Acid
  • Malic Acid
  • Flavouring
  • Colours (E129*, E102*, E133, E171)
  • May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children


  • The most delicious finger food known to man
  • Find your sweet tooth as you find the sweet spot
  • Multi-coloured and deliciously fruity flavoured
  • Warning: may have come into contact with nuts
  • Weighs approx. 75 grams
  • Store in a cool dry place

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