Chocolate Edible Anus
Chocolate Edible Anus
Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.
The unassuming black display box contains three gourmet chocolate sphincters, each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger. It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.
This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
May contain traces of nuts (sorry, sorry, sorry – they might)
Initially the creator tried to cast his own anus with slightly messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to let him cast her own delightful anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based upon this hallowed casting. The lady who kindly donated her services has no idea that her anus has now gone global.
- Box includes three edible anuses – Dark, Milk and Bleached
- Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus
- Eat it all up or let it dissolve on the tongue
- Belgian chocolate, (perfectly-formed) British anus
- Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
- The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
- Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
- Well-loved by Graham Norton and Stephen Fry
Ingredients: Dark Chocolate: 55% cocoa solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) White Chocolate: 28% cocoa butter, 25% milk solids (sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, natural vanilla)
This product is suitable for vegetarians.
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