Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser (59ml)

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser (59ml)

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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser (59ml)

R195.00
(Incl V.A.T.)
GENITALSANITISER
In stock
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Everyone loves touching. Touch is one of our fundamental senses, and while you can theoretically touch something with any part of your body, we all know that hands are the biggest culprit. We touch our surroundings, we touch our food, we touch each other and like the Divinyls famously sang, sometimes we touch ourselves.* 

But what happens when all of this touching goes horribly, dirtily, inappropriately wrong? 

It might surprise you to know that we aren't actually doctors, so we won’t/can't bore you with all the complicated medical terms, but suffice it to say that your genitals are a veritable hornet’s nest of bacterium, a tropical hotbed if you will. 

Of course, we’re not suggesting you avoid your downstairs area altogether, it’s just that sometimes we forget to wash our hands afterwards. And if you’re anything like the team here, barely an hour goes by without a round of high fives or congratulatory hugs and handshakes. Uh oh! Potentially awkward social faux pas. 

But never fear, because help is at hand. (Sorry). 

With the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer we bring you the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizing lotion, proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs on contact. Meaning that now you can touch yourself as much (or as little) as you like without unleashing a catastrophic plague of your genital germs on friends and colleagues. High five! 

*Only considered ’Famously’ if you are a fan of great Australian 80’s rock, or Blondie covers.

Please Note: Flammable. Keep away from fire or flame. For external use only

Product Features:

  • Smells like innocence
  • Kills 99.99% of germs
  • Works very well as a non-genital specific hand sanitizer
  • Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 4cm(W) x 2cm(D) x 11cm(H)
  • Each bottle contains 59ml

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Dispatch :
Ships immediately
Collection :
or Collect Free (JHB)

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