Abusive Balloons (12 pack)
Abusive Balloons (12 pack)
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Balloons. What's the use? On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"
On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.
Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.
Please Note: Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet, "sh*t" maybe.)
- Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
- 4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
- 4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
- 4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
- Printed on both sides
- Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
- Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath
Dimensions: Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")
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