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Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.

Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.

Flat-packed, the Shit Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. That’s because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mate’s sleeping bag… sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.

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10 bio-degradable bags included Enjoy the great outdoors, sitting on your throne! Great for festivals!

Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, it’s probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the Shit Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bag for easy portability.

Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the shit. By the way, if you think we’re trying to shoehorn in as many pooey euphemisms as possible, you’d be right. But when a product is this brilliant, nothing we say is going to make a difference. We’d give it ten minutes if we were you…

Shit box instructions
1. Pop box, 2. Unfold box, 3. Fold and insert tabs

Shit box instructions
1. Turn around and insert stabiliser, 2. Insert poo bag, 3. Poop!

Please Note:

  • As this is a cardboard box it may collapse if used when wet - please keep dry.
  • Remove and tie up used (full) poo bag and dispose of responsibly (we do not recommend multiple use of one single bag)
  • Collapse bag starting with bottom stabilisers then turn over and disengage tabs.
  • Fold carefully to use again.

Contents:

  • 1x Duffle Bag - to carry
  • 1x Shit Box - reusable
  • 10x Poo Bags - not reusable
  • 10x Tissues - for a happy bum

Technical Info:

  • Brown cardboard – content 80% recycled card
  • Weight tolerance : 55lbs/inch² 225lbs/inch² bursting force.
  • Shit Box / Ploo take 16 stone/ 100kg very comfortably
  • The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.
  • Size - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)

Suggested use:


See instructions above.

Keywords:


Camper Toilet, Mobile Toilet, Novelty Toilet

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Dispatch :
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Collection :
or Collect Free (JHB)

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